My hobbies: a. Painting my long nails with bright nail polish. b. Shagging either in the kitchen or in the living room. c. Baking cookies and caramel cake. d. Watching porn in my bedroom. e. Stimulating myself.

I wanna get down and nasty. Been yearning to feel a warm body press up against me. Hands exploring and whispering suggestive things into each other's ears, waiting to see who is going to give in first.

It's not about the size of the "ship" or the motion of the ocean for me. It's whether the bloke can stay up long enough for me to make a mess all over myself. Nothing gets me going like a gent who can keep his prick hard for as long as I can ride him...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

Don’t be fooled by my pretty face nor by my gigantic jubblies. I may look so pretty and sexy but I just wanted to say I have a John Thomas down there. Yes, I’m not an actual real woman when it comes to the physical characteristics but I know in m...