When a bloke asks me what I would like to drink in a club, I'd simply say: "I'll have a cocktail. Hold the tail." Yes, I'm a cheeky gal. If that's what you are looking for, then what are you waiting around for? Leave me a message, quick!

Currently, my life is as dull as ditchwater and I do not want someone who can make it even duller. What I want instead is a fine bloke who can lift my spirits up and who can make me chuffed by his jokes or maybe by his manky thoughts too.

Rough shagging when there are several people around us. If you ask me to do it in a pub, I'd be very happy. I'm not going to deny the fact that I'd love to be jackhammered hard and fast while drinks pour on us.

What you need to know about me is that I like pole dancing that is accompanied by strip teasing. Though it may not look like it, I am actually a really great pole dancer and not to brag but I have the ability to do some extreme pole dancing routine w...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.