I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

I am looking for my hero to come and save me from the world of boredom. I can feel my loneliness slowly sucking out the fun in me. If it's not too much to ask, I would like you to come and fill me up with happiness once again.

One of the things that I’d like to share here is the fact that I am single and very ready to mingle with any bloke who’s interested. But if ever you’re interested in me, you have to keep in mind that I would rather have my knob stuck in a bloke...

I would like to find a fine bloke who will play with my ass instead of my heart. I have been in a lot of relationships before in which I am taken for granted. I don't want to experience that again, so send me a message if you are serious about gettin...

Whenever I am at a loose end, there is one thing that I always do and it’s up to you to guess what it is. For a clue, what I am doing involves a toy that is probably longer than an average banana and it vibrates from time to time! Any guesses on wh...