The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

Looking all sweet and innocent on the outside, but I can get down and nasty when the right gent comes along. Most think that I don't have a randy bone in my body, what people don't know is that I have a chest filled with dildos of all sizes that I us...

The kind of foreplay that has my toes curling is when my partner takes time to worship not just my cock, but as well as my baps. Sucking, nipping, and pulling on my nipples as I'm being stroked just makes me go barmy with need.

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...