How do I de-stress? Well, I'd open a bottle of wine-- doesn't matter if it's white or red, as long as it's chilled. Draw a hot bath and fill it with my favourite oils. Put on relaxing music. Then finally grab my trusty fleshlight and lube.

The mornings would not be complete without a full English breakfast and a cup of black coffee. I am a tea person but having that serving of roasted caffeinated goodness just hits the spot. What would make it better is an extra serving of "bangers" in...

Suck me off or fuck my tits, I want to moan out loud with pleasure. It's been years since I had a good shag and I need a bloke to set my body afire with desire again. I have forgotten what it is like to sleep in the arms of another.

Sleeping in oversized shirts is the best. I don't even bother wearing anything underneath and let everything hang loose, it is honestly the best bloody feeling. Also convenient when it comes to late night shenanigans that results in moans and ruined ...

I seemed to be obsessed with desperately wanting to stretch my tight arsehole. I can't remember the last time a cock entered it because it's been a long time. I hope I can work this out at this moment by having a chat with someone good at guiding me.