My most memorable moment in life happened when I was in uni. I was once snookered by my mates into giving my roommate a proper slap and tickle. I am looking for a lad who can let me experience something that can top that.

The only thing that makes me go spare is when I am in bed with a lad who likes to take up the reins but doesn’t really know what he’s doing. Whenever I am with that kind of lad, I have no choice but to unleash my anger by taking control from him ...

Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

If you are looking for a lady who knows a lot about good food and can cook you a delicious homemade meal, then I am the one you want. My cooking if the best thing I can offer my man. That and my irresistible body.