Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

Here are some things you absolutely need to know about me: 1. I hate spooning! I would rather have my asshole rimmed than to do such a mushy thing. 2. You can turn me on by wearing some suspenders. 3. I enjoy being starkers inside my flat. 4. Ana...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

My biggest fantasy would be fucking on top of the dining table and having my arsehole filled with cream. Of course, there's a lot of foreplay first. And that involves messy blowjobs and handjobs just to see who is going to blow first.

Instead of fumbling in the dark, I prefer to have the lights on where I can watch my partner kiss me like a wild beast who hasn't tasted a delicious dish for days. To see a man I'm with move erotically on top of me is such a turn on.