Ever since I was young, I have always known that I belong to the wrong body. I have always known that I should be a woman who has a pretty face, perky thrupney bits, a clean fanny, and a bouncy bum. Well, I will be that woman soon once I take the las...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

My flat is filled with trinkets, lots of odd pieces that look out of place. That particular setup has benefited me because my sex toys can be displayed without anyone noticing or mistaking it as part of the decor. Being sentimental and loving keepsak...

What I need the most right now is your hot cum to overflow from my bum after our whirlwind romance. To have your dripping string of pearls be sprinkled all over my pretty face and boobies would be a bonus.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.