Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

I have pretty high standards when it comes to blokes I flirt around with. Always have to make sure that I get the best in every aspect of my life. A dishy lad with a good sense of humour and high sexual appetite would fit the bill for me.

Been spending my down days drowning myself in unhealthy snacks and watching sappy movies. How I would prefer to spend it though would be having my legs wrapped around a bloke's waist and riding him for all my worth.

I am not built for blokes who like their women soft and pliant. I am sassy, a smarty pants, and don't listen to orders from any man. A lot of them have tried to tame me, but I have not yet met my match.

One day, I wish to be with a lad who would treasure me and keep me safe as if I’m an expensive jewelry. I want someone who would look past my physical features, specifically, my knob, and love me as if I’m a real woman.