Let's do the dirtiest thing we can ever think of. My bumhole is acting really naughty, and I assume it's because it's been days since it has experienced a titillating shagging session with one of the hot men in the pub where I love going.

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My flat is filled with trinkets, lots of odd pieces that look out of place. That particular setup has benefited me because my sex toys can be displayed without anyone noticing or mistaking it as part of the decor. Being sentimental and loving keepsak...

Finding someone who can entertain me in various sexy ways is my number one priority now. I don’t want someone who is as dull as ditchwater or someone who is daft as a brush. Instead, I want someone who is creative and skillful in providing entertai...

Right now, I would give everything just to have a hard and erected knob inside my mouth. I have been wanting that for the longest time already to the point that I’m dreaming about it. Just so you know, I haven’t had a leg over for about five mont...