Going out on weekends and stumbling back to my flat with a man in my arms is the norm. Fucking all weekend long and only leaving the bed for necessary things before shooing them out the door on Sunday night.

What I love: a. Change in position or speed while shagging. b. Begging my partner to rip my clothes off. c. Fucking through reverse cowgirl, which makes me in control of the rhythm/speed. d. Dominating my partner.

The best way to spend the afternoon would be watching the sunset on the beach. Observing how the sky changes colours and slowly seeing the stars appear. It would be better to have a companion to watch it with, of course.

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.