If you're fat thick cock is feeling a bit chilly at the moment, let my tight warm asshole keep it warm. The thicker the cock, the better it will feel for the both of us. Just tell me how thick it is so I can make the neccessary preparations for it.

Middle finger to my bum, I just want to have a good day. I've been so lonely these days that even a glass of wine and good pornography cannot fix. Putting myself on here, in hopes of finding a bloke to fill up my holes.

Send me a message if you think your dick is bigger than mine. I hate lads who love to overegg their pudding. I get it that size matters, but this doesn't mean that you should add a few inches to your cock when you are talking with someone.

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

Fact about me: I hate losing. During games or puzzles, I always want to be the first one to finish or be the winner. I do just about everything to be the best or to come out on top-- also applies during sex too.